In a Nursery School Canteen…

There’s a basket of apples with a notice written over it :

"Do not take more than one, God is watching"

On the other counter there’s a box of chocolates,
A small child went & wrote on it.

"Take as many as you want, God is busy watching the apples"…

NEVER ACT SMART WITH Today’s Generation..!.! ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ


KID :- Why some of your hair are white dad…?
DAD : โ€“ Every time you make me unhappy , one of my hair turns whiteโ€ฆ
KID :- Now understand why grandpaโ€™s hairs are all whiteโ€ฆ

Moral :- Donโ€™t be over smart…

Child : Mummy why Gandhi has no hair on his head…?

Mummy : Because he speak only truth…

Child : Now I understood why ladies have long hair…


Now Ultimate ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ

Teacher: How old is your father?
Kid: He is 6 years.
Teacher: What? How is this possible?
Kid: He became father only when I was born.


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