Budget – Sanskrit Joke

शिक्षक: 2+2 कियत् भविष्यति ?
छात्र: 9.50_
शिक्षक: भूलोके एतत् कथं सम्भवम् ?

छात्र: 2+2 =4 + मूल्य आवाहित शुल्क: + उच्चशिक्षण कर+स्वच्छः भारत कर+कृषि कल्याण् कर …. सर्वं मिलित्वा 9.50 आगमिष्यति भो: |

शिक्षक: मूर्च्छितवान्

शुभ अर्थसङ्कल्प दिनम् |

_Teacher: How much is 2+2_
_Student: 9.50_
_Teacher: How on the earth is that possible?_
_Student: 2+2 = 4 + Vat + Service tax + Higher Education Cess + Swacch Bharat Cess + Krishi Kalyan cess; it comes to 9.50 Mam!._
_Teacher fainted!!_

Happy Bugdet day.. 📒

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