Demonetisation -धनविकर्षणं – Sanskrit joke

My wife complained that we don’t spend enough time together. Taking her to the ATM tonight…😜😜😜

मम पत्नी आवां संभूय कालक्षेपं न कुर्व: इति स्व दु:खं निवेदितवती | अत:अद्य रात्रि आवां संभूय ए,टी ,एम् गमिष्याव:😜😜😜

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My wife looks after me like a new 2000 rupee note?

Is it with that much respect?

hmm.. she tells "I am neither able to change you nor able to throw you out"

मम पत्नी मां द्विसहस्र -रुप्यकाणीव अवलोक्यते।

एवं वा?तावत् श्रेष्टस्थाने स्थापयति वा?

न न।"भवन्तं परिवर्तनं कर्तुं न सत्ता ,क्षिपतुं न

सक्ता" इति तर्जयति।

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Once a thief went to a house for burglary. all were sleeping, He sprayed a spray & made them unconscious. He opened the almirah & found it filled with 500 & 1000 rupee notes.😡 Angered, he put ink on the fingers of all the family members and went out…😃😳😂😂

एकदा एक: चोर: एकं गृहं चोरणार्थं गतवान् | सर्वे निद्रां कृतवन्त: | स: सर्वेषां मुखे अचेतन औषधं तुषारितवान | स: धन कपाटिकाम् उत्कीलितवान् | अहो! दौर्भाग्यं ! तत्र सर्वं 500, 1000 रुप्यकाणि एव सन्ति | मनोहत चोर: सर्वेषां अङ्गुल्याम् मषीं स्थापित्वा बहिर्गतवान् …|| 😃😳😂😂

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Gandhari – My 100 sons went to ATM, got 2.5 k each & thus we got a total of 2.5 lacs😄😉😙😙

Kunti – My five sons went to bank & got 2.5 lacs each for marrying Draupadi & thus earned a total of Rs. 12.5 lacs.😃😳😂😂

गान्धारी – मम शतपुत्राः ए,टी,एम् गत्वा , पङ्क्ते तिष्ठ्वा सार्धद्विलक्षं रुप्यकाणि स्वीकृतवन्तः |😄😉😙😙

कुन्ती – एवं वा।।मम पञ्च पुत्राःवित्तकोषाय गत्वा द्रौपदी विवाहणार्थम् सार्धद्वादशलक्षं रुप्यकाणि स्वीकृतवन्तः | 😃😳😂😂

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